nothing in this world will ever be as soul crushingly painful as millionaire pop star niall horan out on a day of fun and filming stopping and taking a picture for an older couple on their vacation. checking it after, making sure it’s up to snuff. it’s fine. i’m fine. we’re all fine.
#oh my god this old couple probably has no idea#they were probs just like ‘ask that nice boy to take our picture tom’#’no not that one with the tattoos helen he’ll take the ipad mini ask the nice blonde one’
"I really don’t want to shower but I want to be clean" an autobiography
"Now that I’m in the shower I really dont wanna get out" a sequel
"Now that I’m out, I don’t want to put on clothes" the spin-off
"I’m sitting here in my towel and I must have showered 2 hours ago" the self help booklet